Yes... A robot. Arduino + junk.
See this and others here
But no, probably you do not will play with me. I'm a bit antisocial person. Want to see? Click here.
Here a sample... No, a try in video editing. I tried photograph, programming, hardware, woodworking, painting... I know home maintenance, electrical tools, and so on... I hate ask to someone to make anything for me, so I do myself almost all I can do.
"This is fantastic! You are the best person of entire world and a awesome husband!"
"Who are you? Freak."